Video: Whitney Houston - Saving All My Love For You

Out of all the crises of personality that swirl around our media in ever increasing numbers like so many squiggling sperm -- social anxiety, depression, anorexia, ADD, Asperger's, being gay, ADHDDHD, et al -- there's a fucking WHOPPER that everybody missed somehow and it's led directly to the world being shit for 96% of us. Dick Leddy explains.

Could it be that Whitney Housto n 's comeback is finally imminent? The New York Post reports that she will debut new music at Clive Davis' annual Pre Grammy party. Clive also says that her new album will be released in March. While this sounds interesting, haven't we heard this before? I swear this was reported last year, or the year before... I wish she'd just get on with it!

The Singer: For all the unsavory entries on Whitney Houston’s resume – drug abuser, reality show train wreck, Mrs. Bobby Brown – it’s easy to forget that she has one of the all-time great voices in R&B. The power and the range behind her vocals are staggering, and she never retreated to the note-bending melisma like her heir Mariah Carey. Only Madonna can match her string of ’80s hits, though I’d argue that Whitney’s have aged better; can you beat “I Wanna Dance with Somebody Who Loves Me, " “How Will I Know” or [...]