Video: Heidi Montag - "Higher" (Music Video)

The Hills have whys. I'll assume that that you, as a loyal Idolator fan, are not a mouth-breathing dipshit who secretly wishes People used fewer words with two syllables. I'll assume you're not a dead-eyed blank slate who would refresh TMZ 200 times a day, if only the warm, relentless waterfall of drool that would result could manage to stay in your agape mouth and not drip onto your laptop's trackpad in cheerless slime puddles, rendering it useless. No, that's not you. That's not you [...]

I can't go to the TV on the Radio concert tonight, so I had to settle for youtube music videos. This piece of [art] is not only entertaining, but an interesting glimpse of mild genius. It blends political satire with an electronic concern for the everyman....think Pride & Prejudice meets Slaughterhouse Five. Just look at this one verse: Black out the satellite and be my road star You wanted anything else so show ya my heart Let's leave this city behind us We can get out of here (Let's go) She [...]