Video: Adam Lambert AMAs 2009

I must confess: I didn't catch the American Music Awards live. Therefore, I was unable to partake in the full experience, complete with all the gasps and finger pointing and shouts of "Oh girl, no you didn't!" one would usually encounter when watching a trainwreck excuse of an awards program. I did, however, just watch all of the live performances. And now, I shall rank them in an order that literally means nothing, yet uses numbers in a descending format because people seem to like that sort of thing. 8. [...]