Video: Cycle Sluts from Hell - I Wish You Were A Beer

Perhaps realizing that the well of overhyped bands has finally run dry of legitimately interesting ones, the New York City blowout Motherfucker has decided to book a reunion show by the '90s heavy metal girl group Cycle Sluts From Hell for its Halloween party, which is taking place next Wednesday. We don't normally do show announcements around these parts, it's true, but I think that the sentiment exemplified by their classic track "I Wish You Were A Beer" pretty much sums up my reaction to a good chunk of the Internet "dialogue" I've had the fortune of checking [...]