My Chemical Toilet's Worst 15 Christmas Songs: Number 1 - Cliff Richard: "The Millennium Prayer"
Cliff, who funnily enough also featured in the song which began this countdown , didn't actually make it to the Christmas number one spot with this beast - he was beaten to it by Westlife. But no matter, he made it the next week, and that means - to me at least - that it qualifies as a Christmas song. Which means I am allowed to bestow upon it the title of WORST PIECE OF SHIT CHRISTMAS NONSENSE EVER IN THE HISTORY OF SEASONAL RUBBISH POO.

























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