Video: The Lonely Island - I'm On A Boat ft. T-Pain

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The Lonely Island - I'm On A Boat ft. T-Pain
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a music-filled ship that starts from Fort Lauderdale.

Pointing Fingers: T-Pain

Pointing Fingers: T-Pain Picture this scene - it’s 2005, and I, a 15-year old kid from a location which shall be referred to as “the Netherworld”, settle into my (parent’s) couch to watch some TV. As is any youth of my age, I am stupid, and thus turn on MTV. TRL is still going strong, despite Carson Daly never appearing on it, and I check out what the top song of the day is. “ 'I'm In Love Wit a Stripper' . What? What the fuck is that? Is that English? Ho-holy shit, why is a robot singing about pole dancers? [...]

T-Pain To Tour India

The Lonely Island - I'm On A Boat ft. T-Pain
The Authority of Auto-Tune will hit three Indian cities this month, playing dates in New Delhi, Pune and Mumbai in the span of four days. The multi-Grammy Award-winning Pundit of Pitch-Modification is due to release his fourth studio album, RevolveR , sometime this year. The album has been ready since June 2010, but T-Pain is holding out till music sales pick up. Speaking to MTV , he said I got the mastered version of my album in my car right now. But I'm not bringing my album out until these artists start [...]

PLEASE LET ME EXPLAIN WHY THIS DEATH METAL COVER OF LONELY ISLAND’S “I’M ON A BOAT” ISN’T FUNNY

The Lonely Island - I'm On A Boat ft. T-Pain
"I'm On a Boat" by Lonely Island (a.k.a. Saturday Night Live's Andy Samberg and some dudes who aren't Saturday Night Live's Andy Samberg) works as satire for the following reasons: a) it's an incredibly catchy and accurate-sounding facsimile of the very rap songs it parodies, and b) its lyrics literalize the visuals of the music [...]

The Grammy's are this Sunday, will you watch?

Divided By Night - The Crystal Method
There are a few redeeming artists at the Grammy's that have the potential to surprise. And then there's Kanye, nominated three times in one category.

JFK’s on a Boat!…with some Topless Women

JFK’s on a Boat!…with some Topless Women TMZ (surprise, surprise) has gotten a hold of a photograph from the 1950's which shows then Senator John Kennedy sunbathing as a bunch of topless women play Marco Polo. Professor Jeff Sedlik , a forensic photo expert, says the photo appears to be authentic. There are numerous articles and books on President John F. Kennedy which mention a 2-week, Mediterranean boating trip that JFK [...]