Sure, Madonna and Lady Gaga may not be making high-quality music (although at least the former once showed she was capable of it). But both ladies know how to own a stage and keep all eyes on them. So why was this weekend's Saturday Night Live sketch, featuring both performers, so goddamn boring? In a clip you can check out below, Madonna and Gaga are supposed to perform a duet on the faux-show "Deep House Dish." But can you guess what happens? That's right: The two divas get into a massive spat [...]

Lady Gaga brought the lulz tonight in her skits with Madonna and Andy Samberg for "Saturday Night Live". In this first skit, she and Madonna argue while dancing. They both get brought to the couch where they fight some more, and Kenan Thompson had to sit between them to keep them from getting at each other. At one point, Kenan asks them to kiss and just as you think she's recreating her famous [...]

MADONNA returned to SNL for the first time in forever last night alongside LADY GAGA . It was a cute little skit which started with them Voguing and then fighting. I can't get enough of watching M pulling on Gaga's wig LOL. M owned the skit and of course looked hotter, there's really no contest is there?

I suppose my feelings would be best described in the following .gif: Thank you to Lady Gaga and Madonna for providing the show's most awkward, unfunny, "Oh my god, there's one of my idol's going down the drain right there in front of my eyes" trainwreck moment of the night. No, but really...that shit was embarrassing. Angels are probably weeping right now.